I am now one-third immunized against Japanese Encephalitis. Ever heard of it before? I haven't. Maybe they're making it up to make a buck, cause its costing me a fortune. And who's to question them? I feel safe, and they make money. Its a win-win situation. But seriously, all joking aside, its still costing me a fortune. I am now more disease resistant than a corpse.
So in honor of thisisreverb.com here are my top seven favorite immunizations:
1. Japanese Encephalitis - can eventually lead to a coma, paralysis, and death
2. Meningococcal Meningitis - 1 in 10 death rate, go to bed with fever, never wake up
3. Hepatitis A - spread by feces, that's enough to know I don't want it
4. Polio - President Roosevelt, anyone?
5. Typhoid - fever, weakness, stomach pains, rash, and all around bad time
6. Malaria - mosquito born, symptoms same as above
7. Tetanus - Lockjaw, not to be confused with "Lockbox"
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7 years ago
2 comments:
Nice list!
Where are you going? I am reluctant to have immunizations ...
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